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I am a reporter for a large newspaper that you have a parasocial relationship with because it makes you feel like you're more well-informed than your IRL friends.
I am a person that you have never met, and have absolutely no mutual connections with. But somehow I've ended up in your timeline because aren't social media algorithms just funky?
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This is a slightly off-color joke that makes you wonder why you were ever friends with me in the first place.
Why are you following a brand as if you were actually friends with us? Kinda weird if you really stop and think about it...
Micro$oft
Facebook, Apple, and Google all got away with their monopolist power grabs because they don't have any 'S's in their names for critics to snarkily replace with '$'s.
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